Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S7 E3, “3. Road to Germany”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But when they discover they're in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E3:
If they catch me, they'll beat me unmerciful and rub dirt in my ass, neck, and all over my antsy nipples.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S7 E3:
That would be more irresponsible than silent-movie porn.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E3:
Fuck you, Stewie.
Fuck the both of you.
Yeah, well, you're a cunt.
Whenever Damn it, will you two just get in the fucking time machine? We did it.
It's all a bunch of shit.
It's all a bunch of goddamn shit.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E3:
Drunk again, I see.
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