Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S7 E6, “Tales of a Third Grade Nothing”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (3); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (1); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Nudity, language, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S7 E6, "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with swearing alongside it. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Can you use it in a dirty sentence? I like to bring transient hookers to the oak tree…; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, Andy Dick? - Oh, no. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, …Take me out to pLace tonight Where a dude can pick a fight Over who takes home That…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — And whoever collects the most is gonna win a free weekend here with international foods…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E6:
Can you use it in a dirty sentence? I like to bring transient hookers to the oak tree where I asphyxiate myself at the same time I'm watching them have sex.
And by laughing at other people's sexuality somehow I feel better about my own.
You wanna have unprotected sex? Hmm What the hell did Stewie do to this place? Hey, get a load of Maynard G.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E6:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Whoa, these are the tightest, penis-compressingest sperm-killingest, testicle-grippingest jeans I ever tried on.
So, uh, who wants to come back to the hotel and take a whack at my genitals? - Cool.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E6:
Andy Dick? - Oh, no.
What the hell just happened? Andy Dick happened.
Griffin, what the hell is this? It's a robot that I built to save this company money.
Who the hell cares? Peter, I would like to remind you that you are in a classroom.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E6:
And whoever collects the most is gonna win a free weekend here with international foods and wine tasting.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S7 E6:
…Take me out to pLace tonight Where a dude can pick a fight Over who takes home That smoking Chinese bar skank On the right There's a throng of trendy people And they're stretched Around the block And there's one…
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