Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S7 E13, “Stew-Roids”, scores 3/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 27 flagged moments in 9 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (5); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (3); Homophobic jokes (1); Sexual insults (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Language, nudity, strip-club and porn references in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S7 E13, "Stew-Roids", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Violence includes I've got veins They carry blood all over my body That's how John Mayer would say it, "body. Sexual content is explicit — for example, It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those…; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language includes strong swearing — for example, You want my help? You can go fuck yourself! Hey, Meg! Think fast! Ah! Loser! - All…. This episode includes homophobic jokes — for example, Doesn't he? Let's see that little dyke, Susie Swanson, beat him up now. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Well, will you look at me? I have the power! He-Man We now return to Lady and the Tramp…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Come on, girls! Let's go upstairs and make out! Oh, no! Connie's been hurt! I guess I should lie on top of her to keep her warm.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
This one is from when you made a plaster cast of my vagina freshman year.
I like what you're doing with your boobs.
There's an ass-to-boob ratio that you're way off of.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
It doesn't have to make sense when you look like this! I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
You bastard! How the hell can you be cheating on me? I'm the one who made you popular! No, Connie.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
I've got veins They carry blood all over my body That's how John Mayer would say it, "body.
Good morning, guns of Oh, no! What's happening? I'll tell you what's happening.
Oh, my God! Stewie! Your kid got beat up by a baby girl! Oh, man! This is more painful to watch than when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode.
My baby boy got beat up by a girl.
Beating up that Jewish kid made me popular.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
You want my help? You can go fuck yourself! Hey, Meg! Think fast! Ah! Loser! - All right, let's do it.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me I'd fuck me so hard Hey, Chris.
Holy crap! All right.
Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson! - We'll put, "No more tears" on the label.
What the hell are you Oh, my! Suddenly I'm full of energy! All right, fat man! Let's do this! - Wow, Stewie! You look like a new man.
Does anyone need the remote? Oh, my God! What the hell happened to Stewie? Yeah, looks good.
Now let's give you a pencil-thin douchebag beard.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
Real men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids.
Why would she go out with me? She must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUl.
Ahh Of course you're probably not really into tibia Trivia! Ahh Boy! That global warming, huh? They say we lost a foot of snow last winter Ahh Hey, how about another beer?
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
Doesn't he? Let's see that little dyke, Susie Swanson, beat him up now.
Sexual insults 2 moments
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S7 E13:
Well, will you look at me? I have the power! He-Man We now return to Lady and the Tramp and Michael Vick.
Hey, Chris, after school today, we're gonna go to the pizza place and make that single mother who works there feel like a slut.
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