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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S8 E4, “Brian's Got a Brand New Bag”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 23 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (6); Nudity & bodies (7); Affairs / cheating (1); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, nudity, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S8 E4, "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Is that your condom? - No! I mean I mean, I wasn't gonna use that on your daughter; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Get the fucking crack! Brian, you want some lasagna? No, thanks. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Maybe far away Or maybe real nearby He may be pouring her coffee She may be…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 6 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S8 E4:
Is that your condom? - No! I mean I mean, I wasn't gonna use that on your daughter.
I mean, I wouldn't I would not use a condom on your daughter.
You want to have sex in the bathroom? Oh, gosh! What a treat! Yes.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I mean, I would if I was having sex with her, which obviously I would not do.
What I get from you is what I always wanted, a smart, sexy, real person who I can talk with and share every piece of me with.
Nudity & bodies 7 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S8 E4:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Peter, for God's sakes! If you're gonna do that, at least aim for my nipples.
She got a chair in that shower? - Shut up! Have archaeologists ever discovered ancient Egyptian pottery in her vagina? You know what? That one was too wordy.
Not sure I like chiseled quads so close to a vagina.
When I'm on my back, sometimes my breast can slide in my armpit.
Was that your boob? - God, no! I think I broke my hip.
Okay, I guess small boobs are good for swimming.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S8 E4:
What? - You cheated on me.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S8 E4:
Get the fucking crack! Brian, you want some lasagna? No, thanks.
You know what? Just take your fucking keys.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Hey, Brian, who are you dating? Jessica Tandy? Son of a bitch! Damn it, Chris, I called that from upstairs! What are you guys talking about? She's a beautiful woman.
What did you say to me? - Peter, what are you doing? - Get off my plane! - That's not even the same What the hell? You're not gonna talk to me like that in my bar! It's not a bar Oh, that's right.
Okay, that is the last time you are gonna pull that crap! - You hear me? - Yes! Do you hear me? Yes! And you are gonna hold down that football until Charlie Brown kicks it.
I mean, all the crap I take for dating young bimbos.
Baking soda? What the hell, I can skip a night.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S8 E4:
Maybe far away Or maybe real nearby He may be pouring her coffee She may be straightening his tie Help! Somebody! These drunk redneck truckers are trying to have their way with me!
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