Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S9 E3, “Welcome Back, Carter”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 24 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (2); Affairs / cheating (3); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (3); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Sex talk, nudity, racist language in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S9 E3, "Welcome Back, Carter", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by sex & hookups (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Violence is mild but includes In one of the bloodiest battles of the war, Carter nearly lost his life in the battle…. Sexual content is explicit — for example, And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Aah! You dumb bitch! My friend and I held our breath wondering which one of us he was…. This episode includes racism & slurs — for example, Excuse me? - What the hell is your problem, you jerk? - What? Does he belong to somebody…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Wanna spend a mind-blowing afternoon? Get stoned and listen to this song. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.
Ew! - No, no, no, I'm impotent.
Carter, you had sex with that woman.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those Good old-fasioned values On which we used to rely?
I haven't even had normal sexual relations in a long time.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
It's a donkey's vagina.
Affairs / cheating 3 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
Pewterschmidt, you're having an affair? Ew! - No, no, this is my sister.
Pewterschmidt, you're having an affair? Why don't you say it louder, idiot? I thought sailors only slept with little buoys.
Cheating on you was the worst mistake of my life.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
In one of the bloodiest battles of the war, Carter nearly lost his life in the battle with the infamous, walrus-backed Nanookwaffe.
Boy, you can take a punch.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
Aah! You dumb bitch! My friend and I held our breath wondering which one of us he was talking to.
Excuse me? - What the hell is your problem, you jerk? - What? Does he belong to somebody else? Come on, girls, let's ditch this racist dick.
Pewterschmidt, dinner's ready! Damn it, he can't hear me.
Now, Peter, you can't Damn it.
What the hell is that? All right, you ready? - I don't wanna do this.
He's the only one that gives a crap.
You are - I thought you'd like Oh, well Take it up with my butt because he's the only one who gives a crap.
You stupid fat bastard.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
Wanna spend a mind-blowing afternoon? Get stoned and listen to this song.
Do you like sacramental wine and mouse Russell Crowe movies? Oh, boy, do I? Hey, can my sister come? No, she'd ruin it.
Now either try that beer or dump it down the sink.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in Family Guy S9 E3:
Excuse me? - What the hell is your problem, you jerk? - What? Does he belong to somebody else? Come on, girls, let's ditch this racist dick.
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