Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S11 E12, “Valentine's Day in Quahog”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (2); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Nudity, strip-club and porn references, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S11 E12, "Valentine's Day in Quahog", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with porn / strippers / sex work alongside it. Violence is mild but includes Officer down! I hereby declare this public park and future homosexual meeting spot open!…. Sexual content is explicit — for example, What are you talking about? Bombay is sperm city; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, Son of a bitch. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Yeah, you slut. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Okay, now who wants more wine? This is great. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
What are you talking about? Bombay is sperm city.
Permission to begin a day of epic lovemaking, sexy lady.
Hey, toots, you know why I pulled you over? You were going too sexy in a 35 zone.
And who has better sex than people who don't use toilet paper? I don't know, Peter.
He's just having a difficult time coming to terms with his own sexuality.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
And he's got a tiny penis! Yeah, that was pretty clear by the survey.
You still have bits of penis left, and you can never get wet.
She's basically a boob on a leg at this point.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
And if I need help, I'll just fantasize about that Victorian stripper.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
Officer down! I hereby declare this public park and future homosexual meeting spot open! Unhand that woman, you bastard! Adam! Well, well, well, if it isn't Mayor "Guns For Toys" West.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
Son of a bitch.
What the hell? That's weird.
What? Joe, what the hell's wrong with you? It's me, Quagmire.
You bastard! Sorry, Meg.
This wedding sucks, huh?
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
Okay, now who wants more wine? This is great.
She calls me drunk every Valentine's Day.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S11 E12:
Yeah, you slut.
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