Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S12 E3, “Quagmire's Quagmire”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (7); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Sex talk, strip-club and porn references, suicide references in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S12 E3, "Quagmire's Quagmire", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by sex & hookups (explicit, in dialogue), with porn / strippers / sex work alongside it. Suicide or self-harm is raised — for example, He'll kill himself, Brian! He's been through so much already! He can't take much more!…. Violence includes Now, just hand me the gun, Sonja. Sexual content is explicit — for example, I'm still weirded out from when I walked in on that masturbating Eskimo; You don't got the boobs. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, You dick! Thanks for your help, guys. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — That's my word! Okay, Joe, Joe, you're drunk, okay? You're drunk; give me your keys. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 7 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
I'm still weirded out from when I walked in on that masturbating Eskimo.
Oh, look, Chris, here's your costume from the year you went as a condom.
I want you to have sex with your father.
I know you came all this way to New York to visit me, but I'm gonna go do blow and have sex with a bunch of stockbrokers.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
…Is what I'm doing helping? Glenn, why did you bring me here? Well, I've always had this fantasy of having sex on the basketball court in front of my high school principal.
" This is one of your fantasies, right? Public humiliation? Mm, it's sexy, isn't it? Sonja, stop, please! Come on, you love it.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
You don't got the boobs.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
No, the porn's not the problem.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
Now, just hand me the gun, Sonja.
How'd you know the gun would jam? It didn't jam, Peter.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
He'll kill himself, Brian! He's been through so much already! He can't take much more! Brian, he watched his brother drown! Stewie, relax.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
You dick! Thanks for your help, guys.
What the hell are you supposed to be? Oh, Stewie, look! It's your very first teddy bear! Oscar? Wow, I remember that bear.
"Three kids on $40,000? Have fun with your crap life.
No, Peter, the whole thing's fried! I can't even! Ah! damn it! What the hell?! Hey, you clicked "Accept.
What the hell? Stewie, what are you doing up here? Brian! It's not what you think! All right, I came up here for a photo shoot and it just got way, way out of hand! You're having tea.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S12 E3:
That's my word! Okay, Joe, Joe, you're drunk, okay? You're drunk; give me your keys.
And-and I'm drunk, so I'll give you my keys.
You been drinking tonight, sir? Uh, no, Officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine.
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