Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S13 E1, “The Simpsons Guy”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 8 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (6); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (4); Fat-shaming (1); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Violence, nudity, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S13 E1, "The Simpsons Guy", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by violence & injury (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Suicide or self-harm is raised — for example, Bart, if we don't keep in touch, I'll kill myself. Violence includes And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers. Sexual content is explicit — for example, You strangle your son? That's insane! No wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all…; Damn it! And remember, kids, TV violence is fine as long as you don't show a nipple. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. This episode includes fat-shaming — for example, But you're different from them, aren't you? Because they're rail-thin, and you're fat. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
You strangle your son? That's insane! No wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all the time.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
You like sex? Eh.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Damn it! And remember, kids, TV violence is fine as long as you don't show a nipple.
Yeah, I got a whole subreddit of superhero thong shots.
Can we get some food?! Lois, whip out your boob, give the boy his lunch.
And, hey, next time you stay with a family, maybe you can wear a bra some of the time.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
I bet I can name more porn stars than you.
But-but don't tell my wife how many porn stars I know.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers.
You bring home two bands of hippie murderers, and suddenly, that's all you're about.
Nice day, isn't it? A nice day for stabbing a friend in the back.
Oh Is that why there was blood in my stool? No.
My dad once gave me a gun to hide.
I usually just beat up a cat.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Bart, if we don't keep in touch, I'll kill myself.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Here's your beer, Peter.
Why, I just figured, at home I sit with the family, so I assumed that Have you ever drunk out of a toilet? I-I don't see what that has to do with the discussion.
Oh, my God, you get to work with beer?! Wow! What's beer really like? Eh, he's got a big head.
If you ask me, neither of these beers is wholly original.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
But you're different from them, aren't you? Because they're rail-thin, and you're fat.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?
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