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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S13 E5, “Turkey Guys”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, drinking, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S13 E5, "Turkey Guys", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (moderate, in dialogue), with alcohol & drugs alongside it. Sexual content is mild but includes It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those…. Language includes strong swearing — for example, You son of a bitch! How could you do that to me? You're a dog, Brian. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Uh, well, last night, Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E5:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
This'll quickly turn into rough, front-yard, makeup sex.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S13 E5:
You son of a bitch! How could you do that to me? You're a dog, Brian.
The poor thing is Aah! Aah! What the hell?! Knock it off! Ow! Damn it, I'm gonna kill you, you dick! Quick, Brian, it's getting away! Where'd he go? He's not in here.
Peter, get in here! You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? Oh, that.
Aw, crap-- looks like they're completely sold out.
See? Oh, my God! Not now! Not like this! Peter, what the hell?! You chose a turkey over me?! I almost died! I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe underwater.
Damn it, Peter! That was our only way home! Well, that's where you're wrong, Brian.
Free bus bike! Aw, crap, this is a girl's bike.
Oh! Ow! Damn it, Peter! Oh, great.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S13 E5:
Uh, well, last night, Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey.
Damn it, how could you guys do that?! Boy, I must have been really drunk.
Uh, Mom! Daddy! You're right on time! Happy Thanksgiving, dear! We brought some wine, but it's good wine so it's just or us.
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