Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S13 E7, “Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (9); Alcohol & drugs (3); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Drinking, language, sexual insults in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S13 E7, "Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by alcohol & drugs (explicit, in dialogue), with swearing alongside it. Violence is mild but includes I did-- he wasn't in the Turkish bath, the veranda café or the Bloody Handkerchief Ball. Sexual content is mild but includes It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those…. Language includes strong swearing — for example, You dick! How much of my stuff have you taken credit for?! Hey, everybody? Just so you…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — For example, did you know that Jesus didn't really die on the cross? So, what was the…. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, And who are we? I don't know, you're just two sluts with me. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E7:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Was that a sex joke? It's I don't know, shut up.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E7:
I did-- he wasn't in the Turkish bath, the veranda café or the Bloody Handkerchief Ball.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S13 E7:
You dick! How much of my stuff have you taken credit for?! Hey, everybody? Just so you know, I'm straight.
Hey, Pavlov, you dog-teasing-dick! How's this for positive reinforcement?! All right, where to next? I want to kill more scientists! All right, Chris, that was the British Parliament, 1912.
Get out of my way, you son of a bitch! Oh, no! I can't swim without my striped one-piece! Everyone move over.
Oh, crap, I left my phone in there.
Damn it, it's nailed shut.
I mean, God, if only we could get rid of these damn arms and attach the pen directly to the heart, right? You guys, I got his pen! Now, Chris, this is Brazil before the invention of the soccer ball.
I don't know what the hell we're going to do.
Hey, Stewie! If I'm such a moron, then how did I get on a fancy boat?! See you later, douche bags! Oh, crap! Chris is on the Titanic?! No, no, it's okay, Brian.
Excuse me, have any of you seen a blond teenage boy? Who's asking? Yeah, who the hell are you? And I'm the baby! Chris? What the hell? Stewie, what are you doing? Uh, dining at the captain's table.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S13 E7:
For example, did you know that Jesus didn't really die on the cross? So, what was the cause of death? Cocaine and severe trauma to the colon.
Hemingway, can I have a beer with you? Sure! I love life and all the people in it! Thanks.
Bunch of drunk, fat, pie-faced Irish fools.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S13 E7:
And who are we? I don't know, you're just two sluts with me.
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