Content guide
Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S2 E1, “Where Were We?”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (5); Porn / strippers / sex work (5); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (5); Alcohol & drugs (1); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Strip-club and porn references, violence, affairs and cheating in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that How I Met Your Mother S2 E1, "Where Were We?", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for built around casual sex and bar life more than any show on this shelf. Driven by porn / strippers / sex work (explicit, in dialogue), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence includes Whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here, and it reminds me that guns are fun. Sexual content is explicit — for example, I got to hand it to you, when he got home, Marshall was smiling-- did you sleep with…; Have you tried breast-feeding? Nailed it! Look, they were together nine years. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, What a perfect place to whore around. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Are we still talking about her pancakes? Come on, you got to eat something; what can I…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
I got to hand it to you, when he got home, Marshall was smiling-- did you sleep with him? 'Cause I was actually, like, three days away from suggesting that.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
Have you tried breast-feeding? Nailed it! Look, they were together nine years.
Do you know why you're not over Lily yet? It's 'cause you can still picture her naked.
You can't get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs; it's a scientific fact.
The average male brain can only store a finite number of boob images or "b-pegs".
Well, they won't go away until you overwrite them with images of other women's boobs.
Porn / strippers / sex work 5 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
You can drag me out of here, but she has no soul! We've tried everything-- baseball, strippers.
Strip club, nice.
I'll stay here and get a lap dance.
Because while baseball, strippers, and guns can help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
My uncle's had like three affairs there.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
Whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here, and it reminds me that guns are fun.
Um, you know, Ted is kind of against guns.
Whoa, that sounded kind of scary with me holding a gun, didn't it? No, I-I just mean, please don't tell Ted.
So you're a gun nut? No, I'm a gun enthusiast.
And I will punch you in the face.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
Are we still talking about her pancakes? Come on, you got to eat something; what can I get you? - Beer.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in How I Met Your Mother S2 E1:
What a perfect place to whore around.
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