Hooked
🎞️ S5 E16 ✅ Mild

How I Met Your Mother

Is How I Met Your Mother S5 E16 OK for kids?

Hooked

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Mild — okay from about 12+

How I Met Your Mother S5 E16, “Hooked”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 12+.

Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Alcohol & drugs (1); Homophobic jokes (1); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 12+

Homophobic jokes, strip-club and porn references, sex talk in live-action sitcom.

Parents need to know that How I Met Your Mother S5 E16, "Hooked", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for built around casual sex and bar life more than any show on this shelf. Scores low: the strongest thing we found is porn / strippers / sex work (explicit, in dialogue). Sexual content is mild but includes (BARNEY LAUGHS) Ain't no party like a pharma girl party 'Cause a pharma girl party don't…; I've been a hookee and a hooker. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. This episode includes homophobic jokes — for example, Homo erectus, indeed. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, You want to see my rap poster? Poster whore! Anyway, Lisa Walker strung me along for…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 3 moments

How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E16:

  • Caution
    (BARNEY LAUGHS) Ain't no party like a pharma girl party 'Cause a pharma girl party don't stop Dude, I've already hooked up with three of them.
  • Mild
    " And so, hot girls rolled into doctors' offices, looking sexy enough to render the very erection pills they peddled ironically redundant.
  • Mild
    Ever! - Finish him! We will never be together in any sort of sexual way ever again! Nice.

Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment

How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E16:

  • Too much
    I've been a hookee and a hooker.

Alcohol & drugs 1 moment

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E16:

  • Mild
    Champagne? - Ted! Oh, my gosh.

Homophobic jokes 1 moment

How Homophobic jokes shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E16:

  • Too much
    Homo erectus, indeed.

Sexual insults 1 moment

How Sexual insults shows up in How I Met Your Mother S5 E16:

  • Caution
    You want to see my rap poster? Poster whore! Anyway, Lisa Walker strung me along for months until, one night, I went to go tell her how much I loved her, (ALL EX CLAIMING IN ADMIRATION) In song.

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