Content guide
Skip for under 13
How I Met Your Mother S8 E12, “The Final Page (2)”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Violence, strip-club and porn references, language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that How I Met Your Mother S8 E12, "The Final Page (2)", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for built around casual sex and bar life more than any show on this shelf. Driven by violence & injury (explicit, in dialogue), with porn / strippers / sex work alongside it. Violence includes And before you murder us, you should know that we have a child. Sexual content is explicit — for example, It just means that you're horny and you're easy; Put on edible underwear. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, You can do that by yourself? Pilates, bitch. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Lily, are you drunk? What? I I'm on vacation. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
It just means that you're horny and you're easy.
I've had several of the same sexual partners as Henry Kissinger.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
Put on edible underwear.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club and get shot down on purpose.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
Now, as we speak my wife is in a hotel room cheating on me with herself.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
And before you murder us, you should know that we have a child.
What? M-Murder? I I wanted to give you a check.
I am so excited I could just cry and laugh and scream and just punch the wall over and over and over and over and over!
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
You can do that by yourself? Pilates, bitch.
Twenty-four hours straight without that little bastard.
Enough with the damn music! Take it, Mommy.
Damn it, Patrice! That's my favorite spot in the city! Whoa.
So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself I say to you from the heart get the hell out of this car.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in How I Met Your Mother S8 E12:
Lily, are you drunk? What? I I'm on vacation.
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