Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Parks and Recreation S5 E12, “Ann's Decision”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (5); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Swearing (3); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Nudity, strip-club and porn references, sex talk in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Parks and Recreation S5 E12, "Ann's Decision", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for gentler than most workplace sitcoms; innuendo is the main thing. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with porn / strippers / sex work alongside it. Sexual content is explicit — for example, I'm going to the sperm bank today; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, I just think he's a dick. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Also If you're looking to buy some weed, I'm looking as well. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E12:
I'm going to the sperm bank today.
So, Ann, what are you looking for in particular? Some sperm.
How are you, les? - "Me so horny.
So tomorrow, I lead a public forum in Leslie's Fleetwood Mac sex pants.
Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E12:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
He is the gentleman who was fired for emailing a picture of his penis to every woman in city hall.
I just wanted to toss my name into the ring, in respect to this Indian woman's vagina.
Honestly, you'd look hot naked.
Yeah! Oh, she's touching her boobs now.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E12:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
Free money, free porn.
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E12:
I just think he's a dick.
That son of a bitch is astute.
And if we had a boy, I don't know, I'd name him something funny, like "Dick" or "O.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Parks and Recreation S5 E12:
Also If you're looking to buy some weed, I'm looking as well.
Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.