The Statue
🎞️ S2 E6 🤔 Caution

Seinfeld

Is Seinfeld S2 E6 OK for kids?

The Statue

Jerry finds a statue in a box of his grandfather's old things, that George wants to replace a similar one he broke as a child. When Jerry hires the boyfriend of an author Elaine is working with, to clean his apartment, the cleaning job is spectacular, but the statue goes missing.

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Preview first — about 10+

Seinfeld S2 E6, “The Statue”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. Jerry finds a statue in a box of his grandfather's old things, that George wants to replace a similar one he broke as a child. When Jerry hires the boyfriend of an author Elaine is working with, to clean his apartment, the cleaning job is spectacular, but the statue goes missing.

Across the episode we counted 2 flagged moments in 2 themes: Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 10+

Violence, drinking, mild language in live-action sitcom.

Parents need to know that Seinfeld S2 E6, "The Statue", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for adult premises played dry — most of it goes over younger heads. Sits in the gray area mainly on violence & injury (explicit, in dialogue). Violence includes KRAMER says, "Shut up. Spread 'em. I said spread 'em! (Looks around) You're in big trouble son.…". Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — ELAINE says, "Why don't we just throw a Molotov cocktail through their window?". Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Violence & injury 1 moment

How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S2 E6:

  • Too much
    KRAMER Shut up. Spread 'em. I said spread 'em! (Looks around) You're in big trouble son. Burglary, grand larceny, possession of stolen goods.. and uh, uh.. murder.

Alcohol & drugs 1 moment

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S2 E6:

  • Mild
    ELAINE Why don't we just throw a Molotov cocktail through their window?

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