Content guide
Skip for under 13
Seinfeld S4 E13, “The Pick”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. George lobbies to get Susan back, only to regret the success of his efforts. Tia (the model Jerry met in "The Airport") dumps Jerry after she sees what appears to be Jerry picking his nose while driving. Elaine decides to send out Christmas cards with her picture on them, and accidentally chooses a revealing shot.
Across the episode we counted 6 flagged moments in 2 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Nudity, sex talk, mild language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Seinfeld S4 E13, "The Pick", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for adult premises played dry — most of it goes over younger heads. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with sex & hookups alongside it. Sexual content is explicit — for example, dress shoes, socks, and his briefs) My.. he's sexual, athletic.. an' without a trace of…; JERRY says, "Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple". Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S4 E13:
- dress shoes, socks, and his briefs) My.. he's sexual, athletic.. an' without a trace of self-consciousness!
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S4 E13:
- JERRY
Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.
- ELAINE
(gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.
- GEORGE
Walking around with no underwear.
- JERRY
You walk around with no underwear?
- ELAINE
You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here. [rubs George's head on her breasts] Here's your Christmas card.
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