The Kiss Hello
🎞️ S6 E17 ✅ Mild

Seinfeld

Is Seinfeld S6 E17 OK for kids?

The Kiss Hello

Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend who is a chiropractor skips out on George's appointment and goes skiing instead, and they have a hard time telling her about her dated hairdo.

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Mild — okay from about 10+

Seinfeld S6 E17, “The Kiss Hello”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend who is a chiropractor skips out on George's appointment and goes skiing instead, and they have a hard time telling her about her dated hairdo.

Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 10+

Affairs and cheating, drinking, nudity in live-action sitcom.

Parents need to know that Seinfeld S6 E17, "The Kiss Hello", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for adult premises played dry — most of it goes over younger heads. Scores low: the strongest thing we found is affairs / cheating (moderate, in dialogue). Violence is mild but includes ELAINE says, "(slapping George on the arm) What did you do that for?". Sexual content is mild but includes JERRY says, "Well, you know, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I"; you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — GUY says, "I'll go get some more beer". Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 1 moment

How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S6 E17:

  • Mild
    JERRY Well, you know, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I

Nudity & bodies 1 moment

How Nudity & bodies shows up in Seinfeld S6 E17:

  • Mild
    you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part

Affairs / cheating 1 moment

How Affairs / cheating shows up in Seinfeld S6 E17:

  • Caution
    RECEPTIONIST She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left

Violence & injury 1 moment

How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S6 E17:

  • Mild
    ELAINE (slapping George on the arm) What did you do that for?

Alcohol & drugs 1 moment

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S6 E17:

  • Mild
    GUY I'll go get some more beer.

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