Content guide
Mild — okay from about 10+
Seinfeld S7 E13, “The Seven”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 10+. George meets Susan's cousins. The wife is expecting a baby and they are having a hard time agreeing on the name. George reveals that he wants to name his kid Seven after Mickey Mantle. The cousins like the idea of naming their kid Seven, but nobody else does. Elaine buys an antique bicycle and hurts her neck in the process. Kramer fixes her neck and wants the bicycle in exchange for payment. Jerry's new girlfriend wears the same dress every single day.
Across the episode we counted 2 flagged moments in 2 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 10+Drinking, sex talk, mild language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Seinfeld S7 E13, "The Seven", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for adult premises played dry — most of it goes over younger heads. Scores low: the strongest thing we found is sex & hookups (joke or passing mention, in dialogue). Sexual content is mild but includes GEORGE says, "I'm family. I'm having sex with the cousin!". Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — shaker, she knocks her glass of red wine over her dress. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S7 E13:
- GEORGE
I'm family. I'm having sex with the cousin!
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Seinfeld S7 E13:
- shaker, she knocks her glass of red wine over her dress.
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