Content guide
Skip for under 13
Seinfeld S8 E15, “The Susie”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 1/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Kramer sets his watch an hour ahead. George tries to avoid a breakup with his girlfriend. A colleague keeps calling Elaine, Susie. Jerry gambles on a basketball game, but the bookie can't pay him.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (1); Suicide & self-harm (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Strip-club and porn references, suicide references, violence in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Seinfeld S8 E15, "The Susie", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for adult premises played dry — most of it goes over younger heads. Driven by porn / strippers / sex work (explicit, implied), with violence & injury alongside it. Suicide or self-harm is raised — for example, Susie didn't commit suicide!. Violence is mild but includes [rushes up to podium!] She was Murdered, by Jerry, Sein-feld!. Sexual content is explicit — for example, proud to PEGGY, under his breath] Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. [winks; Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Seinfeld S8 E15:
- proud to PEGGY, under his breath] Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. [winks
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Seinfeld S8 E15:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
- Well I, well I, felt, pretty bad about everything an' uh, then the three of us, we went to a strip club. [leaves]
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Seinfeld S8 E15:
- [rushes up to podium!] She was Murdered, by Jerry, Sein-feld!
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Seinfeld S8 E15:
- Susie didn't commit suicide!
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