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Skip for under 14
South Park S1 E1, “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Swearing (11); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, fat-shaming, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S1 E1, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (moderate, in dialogue), with sex & hookups alongside it. Sexual content is mild but includes No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Then I know a certain…. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Sit down back there! - Whatever, you fat bitch. This episode includes fat-shaming — for example, Where? - Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S1 E1:
No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S1 E1:
Sit down back there! - Whatever, you fat bitch.
That fat bitch won't let us.
You guys, get me down from here! Help! Sons of bitches! Dildo! - I'm sure glad that's over with.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
Hat, may I please be excused? Well, Kyle, no! You hear me? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! You'll have to take your seat.
Damn it! - Ha-ha, Mr.
Dude, what does the note say? Holy crap! She wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school.
Give me back my brother! - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! Come back here! Come back! Damn it, we were so close! Hey, look.
How are you doing? - Well, I'm pissed off.
This sucks! - How come they aren't coming? I think we have to signal them somehow.
And you only got 20 minutes before Sanford and Son is on! You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S1 E1:
Where? - Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
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