Content guide
Skip for under 14
South Park S2 E13, “Cow Days”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (1); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, nudity, strip-club and porn references in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S2 E13, "Cow Days", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Suicide or self-harm is raised — for example, …Stop please! Can't we do anything??? Oh god the humanity Ned! The humanity! This is the…. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Cool! Hora hora plee sojuboy! Hora sojuboy me so horny; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Come on dude! I can do it! I'm sure! I'm gonna die without fucking food stamps! I have…. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Go help him Kenny! Uh uh! I know what's gonna happen alright! - Oh my god they killed…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — I need a cold beer and a burger. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S2 E13:
Cool! Hora hora plee sojuboy! Hora sojuboy me so horny.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S2 E13:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
What is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis, to the scrotum? Oh, oh wait wait, I know this.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in South Park S2 E13:
What's the matter with him? Apparently he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.
Oh my god! - How's he doing? - He still thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in South Park S2 E13:
…Stop please! Can't we do anything??? Oh god the humanity Ned! The humanity! This is the first cow mass suicide I've seen in at least 8 months.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S2 E13:
Come on dude! I can do it! I'm sure! I'm gonna die without fucking food stamps! I have nothing to eat without any food stamps! Damn it Kenny! Don't be such a food stamphog.
…of our money on those stupid rides fatass! And either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your fucking head open!
See you tomorrow on "Ooh what the hell is that!" Shit.
Lend me money fat boy! - I only have 3 dollars left asshole! Damn it! Come on, I'll try to get more money from my mom.
You son of a bitch!!! Well Cartman, thanks to you we don't have any money left to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls.
You dirty son of a bitch! You never told us we had to win.
Dude, that kicks ass! - Oh god damn I gotta win those.
Only farts! Ah god damn it! - What the hell was that? - Perhaps you need some MORE FARTS! - Alright boys, ride's over.
Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you? I don't know what you guys are talkin about, that scared the crap out of me.
That bull sucks, he's not even bucking or anything.
Hey, where's Cartman? - Oh hell.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S2 E13:
I need a cold beer and a burger.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in South Park S2 E13:
Go help him Kenny! Uh uh! I know what's gonna happen alright! - Oh my god they killed Kenny! - You bastards! And this brave little whore from the East, has really put on a show for us today!
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