Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S3 E15, “Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Mr. Hankey and South Park citizens celebrate the holidays with musical numbers from his Christmas Classics Album.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S3 E15:
…day! And what Shut up, turds! was in those ships all three, on Christmas day in the morning! The virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
…is well! It's Christmas time in hell! There goes Jeffrey Dahmer wiht a festive Christmas ham! After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can!
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S3 E15:
Kennedy caroling with his son! Reunited for the holidays! God bless us everyone! Everybody has a happy glow! Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow!
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S3 E15:
Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Drink egg nog and eat some beef and pass it to the Mrs.
…not a Christmas song! But I I know, but there's like three hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones!
…is well! It's Christmas time in hell! Gather close together and make it quick! We gotta make room for Andy Dick!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.