Content guide
Skip for under 14
South Park S3 E16, “Are You There God, It's Me Jesus”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S3 E16:
ROD "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" STEWART! Uh, pooped 'em.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S3 E16:
Whoa, dude! I've got boobs!
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S3 E16:
…that for a minute! - Is that good?! - I don't know! Dude! Did you get your period yet?! - No! There's no blood coming out of my ass!
…Year's Eve! But first, you need to buy some maxipads to stuff in the back of your pants so you don't get blood on your underwear!
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S3 E16:
…cooler than Clyde! Yeah! I agree! I think that Craig is cooler than Clyde, and Clyde is a dirty dumb fuck!
…you! Uh Please! It's important! Well, it's when pubrity hits and you bleed you know down there! - Holy shit, dude!
What that means to me is Hey, assholes!
I believe that the goddess in me is more spirituality because Quiet, Kenny! The goddess lives in all of us and has Goddammit, Kenny! Shut the hell up! Whoa, dude! - Mr.
This sucks balls!
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