Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
🎞️ S3 E16 🚫 Too much

South Park

Is South Park S3 E16 OK for kids?

Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Skip for under 14

South Park S3 E16, “Are You There God, It's Me Jesus”, scores 2/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.

Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 14+

Language, violence, nudity in adult animation.

Parents need to know that South Park S3 E16, "Are You There God, It's Me Jesus", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence is mild but includes …that for a minute! - Is that good?! - I don't know! Dude! Did you get your period yet?!…. Sexual content is mild but includes ROD "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" STEWART! Uh, pooped 'em; Whoa, dude! I've got boobs!. Language includes strong swearing — for example, …cooler than Clyde! Yeah! I agree! I think that Craig is cooler than Clyde, and Clyde is…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 1 moment

How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S3 E16:

  • Mild
    ROD "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" STEWART! Uh, pooped 'em.

Nudity & bodies 1 moment

How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S3 E16:

  • Mild
    Whoa, dude! I've got boobs!

Violence & injury 2 moments

How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S3 E16:

  • Caution
    …that for a minute! - Is that good?! - I don't know! Dude! Did you get your period yet?! - No! There's no blood coming out of my ass!
  • Caution
    …Year's Eve! But first, you need to buy some maxipads to stuff in the back of your pants so you don't get blood on your underwear!

Swearing 5 moments

How Swearing shows up in South Park S3 E16:

  • Too much
    …cooler than Clyde! Yeah! I agree! I think that Craig is cooler than Clyde, and Clyde is a dirty dumb fuck!
  • Caution
    …you! Uh Please! It's important! Well, it's when pubrity hits and you bleed you know down there! - Holy shit, dude!
  • Caution
    What that means to me is Hey, assholes!
  • Mild
    I believe that the goddess in me is more spirituality because Quiet, Kenny! The goddess lives in all of us and has Goddammit, Kenny! Shut the hell up! Whoa, dude! - Mr.
  • Mild
    This sucks balls!

Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.