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Skip for under 14
South Park S4 E13, “Helen Keller! The Musical”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 2 themes: Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, drinking, strong language in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S4 E13, "Helen Keller! The Musical", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (moderate, in dialogue), with alcohol & drugs alongside it. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Come on, you blind bitch, channel your spirit through me! Tonight, we present the story…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — But luckily i got really stoned before i came. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S4 E13:
Come on, you blind bitch, channel your spirit through me! Tonight, we present the story of a courageous girl And her fight against depression.
I don't know, you guys! Alright, maybe i tried to have timmy's turkey crushed by a stagelight, But i didn't do anything else, i'm not an asshole! You're going to be brilliant! You sexy, gorgeous turkey.
Timmy! Turkey shoot! Aaghgh! Alinicia, jesus, no! Hagh, timmy! Okay, we're ready for the- What the hell did you assholes do?!
Stan, what the hell is wrong with you, i can't understand your lines!
Hahgh! Uh, timmy, if we go back to other kids with that turkey, They're gonna be pissed.
Alright, places everybody, bring in the turkey! What the hell is that? It's a turkey.
The whole point is to make our play better than the kindergartners! Yeah, that turkey sucks.
Don't piss him off.
Oh my gah, ey killed kenny! Ooohhh! Crap, i must have rigged the wrong light.
? Just relax? ? Just try to let your mind wander and let the juices flow? Oh, man! Well, did you see anything? No, just the same old crap i always see when i close my eyes.
Timmy? Union mafia bastards! Oh, ha-Ha.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S4 E13:
But luckily i got really stoned before i came.
I've wasted it.
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