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Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S5 E7, “7. Proper Condom Use”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. The impulsive implementation of sex-education classes at school leads to an all-out battle between the boys and the girls.
Across the episode we counted 25 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (12); Nudity & bodies (5); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 12 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S5 E7:
The only way we can combat that Is by educating children before they have sex.
…lesson then, shall we? Sexually transmitted diseases! That's right, because unless you get boys to wear condoms You can and will get a sexually transmitted disease from them.
Aah! Aah! That's right, girls, Here's what happens when you don't get boys to use condoms.
Hey, wendy, did you guys get- Aah! What the hell is wrong with them? You guys, we just wanna know- Aah! Stay away from me, stan! Why? Are you wearing a condom? A what? Aah! Do any of you have your condoms on? No.
Don't you know that without wearing a condom You could get a disease? Nah-Ah.
Yeah did you? Did i what? Well, how long did you wait before you had, uh, doobers? Well, if you must know, i'm still somewhat of a virgin.
No, stan, what you're doing to the dog was sexual.
Well, jesus, haven't they taught you these things in school? What things? Sexual education- Haven't you learned that yet? No! Oh, well, you see, stanley- Well, your school should be teaching this stuff.
Look, parents, do you really want your children learning about sex? Part of the fun of being a kid is being naive.
Children in america are having sex at younger and younger ages.
Well, i've never met a man Who was as sexually unappealing as me.
Pregnancy! That's right, since you girls decided to be sexually active, Teen pregnancy is at an all-Time high.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S5 E7:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Words like "penis" and "vagina".
M'kay Now, in order to have intercourse, m'kay, The man takes his penis and he Uh, let's see.
You mean intercourse with a girl? Yes! Now will you all pay attention, please? The vagina and the clitoris are on All this time, it's the girls that giveusdiseases.
Like in the nipples.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S5 E7:
Donkey punch, uh-Huh.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S5 E7:
"Oh, god, it burns, it burns!" Scream for me, bitch! "Aah!" Whoa, awesome! Hey guys, you guys, come here, you gotta check this out! Oh, no, what now? No, you guys, this is really cool.
But, they're children! Would you rather them do it unprotected? Yeah, you want us unprotected, asshole? I just think that all this sex ed and condom talk In elementary school is wrong.
We'll never walk away, never! Oh, bitch! That does it! Attack! M'kay, so apparently the lesson plan tomorrow Is supposed to involve secretion of bodily fluids, m'kay.
Red rocket, red rocket, heh-Heh! Come on! Cartman, what the hell are you doing? I'm milking the dog, they make dog milk.
" It's amazing how with three images He puts you right there and Red rocket, red rocket! Ahh! Stanley, what the hell are you doing?! I'm beating off the dog.
Yeah, let's get that damn school on the phone.
Stay away from us, bastards, we don't wanna get pregnant! Yeah, just take your diseases and go away forever.
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