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Skip for under 14
South Park S5 E8, “8. Towelie”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 3 themes: Violence & injury (6); Swearing (9); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S5 E8:
Truth or no, your alien murdering group is over.
It's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper.
Why did you pull it out of the trash? Because i thought it was a jelly doughnut, But look, check it out, it's all bloody.
Okama gamesphere! Whoa! Thirst for blood! Oh yeah, "thirst for blood", bring it.
If anything goes wrong Use this newly-Developed photon rifle.
Photon rifle, whatever.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S5 E8:
That's my last "j", asshole! I don't care, you better remember where your base is.
You asshole.
Jesus, is cartman still in the bathroom? Hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20! You giving birth in there or what? Let a man take a crap.
Come on, cartman, you're missing the game! I'm almost done, you smart-Asses, I'm just wiping my- What the hell is that? You guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom.
Woo hoo! Awesome! Oh, crap.
God damn it! We shouldn't have this many responsibilities, we're children.
Where the hell is it?! Come on, man, this isn't funny, I need my fix.
Oh my god, it's a trap! Cover, cover! God damn it, what now? Run, towel! Come on, they gotta have our video game around here somewhere.
Ahh! Oh, boy! So, you thought you could outsmart us, did you, kids? Yah, move, move, move, move! Don't make a move, you bastards.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S5 E8:
That's it, you're not getting high again Until we have our okama gamesphere back.
You're going to have to choose between their lives And getting high.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.