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South Park S5 E9, “9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 2 themes: Violence & injury (2); Swearing (12). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S5 E9:
The americans are attacking! Where do we go? Get down! You, murdering american! Hey, shut up, kid, america didn't start this war.
Grab your guns and your bibles.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S5 E9:
Oh, i'm sorry, But i thought we were at war with these assholes! We're at war with terrorists, fat-Ass, Not with afghanistan.
Oh, son of a bitch! Hey, wait! There's children in here! Dude, it looks like we're going to afghanistan.
You son of a bitch, cartman.
Well, boys, it's "aboot" time We get to our "hoose" in canada, isn't it? Hey, what the hell are you talking about?! I'm not a god damn canadian and neither are you! Oh, cartman, you stupid asshole.
Uh, hey, how's it going, fellas? Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Aha! What the hell are you doing with this? Those are myhootie owl round tip scissors.
God damn it! All right, next! Okay, clear.
That's it, end of discussion! God damn it, i hate regular milk! Eh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Another high alert status for terrorist activity this weekend.
If i grew up here i'd be pissed off too.
Oh crap, it's him! A mulla mulla mulla? Mulla hak a mulla.
They took stevie nicks? Bastards.
Heartless, gutless bastards! All right, men.
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