Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S6 E13, “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 24 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (6); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Swearing (8); Homophobic jokes (1); Sexual insults (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Nudity, strip-club and porn references, homophobic jokes in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S6 E13, "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with porn / strippers / sex work alongside it. Sexual content is explicit — for example, It shows adult men and adult women Having sexual intercourse; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Faragon! Asshole. This episode includes homophobic jokes — for example, …on you! I have blocked your spell, wizard! Hey, what are you guys doing? We're playing…. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Now just how bad of a porno tape are we talking, here? I mean, was it like, "crotch…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S6 E13:
It shows adult men and adult women Having sexual intercourse.
This is awful! I just know with every passing minute Little kyle is seeing more and more depraved sex acts! We'll find them.
You see, sometimes when a woman Has sex with more than one man, Each man makes love to a different orifice.
Nudity & bodies 6 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S6 E13:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
You see, when a man and a woman fall in love The man puts his penis in the woman's vagina.
You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina For both love and pleasure.
But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man, Facing the other way, so that they can Put each other's genitals in their mouths.
See, boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina And it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it.
Telephones, staplers, magazines- It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive- It's like a fun tickle.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in South Park S6 E13:
I also rented a porno.
The guys at the office told me i had to rent this porno.
Backdoor sluts 9! Backdoor sluts 9! Is that bad? Backdoor sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 Look like "naughty nurses 2"! It is the single most vile, twisted, Dark piece of porn ever made.
Maybe it's okay for them to see an adult film.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S6 E13:
Faragon! Asshole.
Clyde's a dick.
Ha! We cannot trust something of that much power to a dwarf! Especially a kindergartner dwarf! Stop acting like a bunch of assholes! I will take it! I will walk to the video store.
Hurry now! That quest sucks, cartman! Think of another one! Uh, boys, butters' parents want to borrow "The lord of the rings" video we rented.
Man, that's crap.
Butters! What the hell are you doing?! Playing lord of the rings! Huh, huh! Yeah.
Get the hell off me! You're a freak, butters! You can't play with us! Let me have the tape! No, we have to return it! My movie! My awesome, cool movie.
Well, well, well! If it isn't robin hood and his merry men! Oh crap, the 6th graders! What you got there? Nothing.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S6 E13:
…on you! I have blocked your spell, wizard! Hey, what are you guys doing? We're playing "harry potter"! Ha! Fags!
Sexual insults 2 moments
How Sexual insults shows up in South Park S6 E13:
Now just how bad of a porno tape are we talking, here? I mean, was it like, "crotch capers 3"? I'm afraid it was "backdoor sluts 9".
Backdoor sluts 9! Backdoor sluts 9! Is that bad? Backdoor sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 Look like "naughty nurses 2"! It is the single most vile, twisted, Dark piece of porn ever made.
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