Content guide
Skip for under 14
South Park S8 E14, “Woodland Critter Christmas”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 7 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, sex talk, violence in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S8 E14, "Woodland Critter Christmas", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with sex & hookups alongside it. Violence includes …for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh! Yay! Sacrifice me to the…. Sexual content includes Porcupiney is a virgin, Stanny. Language includes strong swearing — for example, For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat Goddamnit, this is…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S8 E14:
Porcupiney is a virgin, Stanny.
Again? Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
But I thought you meant the Son of God! Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S8 E14:
…for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh! Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil! Drink his blood!
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S8 E14:
For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat Goddamnit, this is fucking ridiculous! Said the little boy in the red poofball hat.
What the hell? Christmastime is once a year Every critter holds it dear Every animal big or small Christmas means so much to us all Well hello there.
Hi there! What the hell? How come you're all alone on Christmas Eve.
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