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South Park S9 E13, “Free Willzyx”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 3 themes: Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (8). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S9 E13:
He said my dad was gonna sneak into my room naked one night and beat me up.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S9 E13:
…All right! That whale belongs to a sea park! It belongs with its family! That's right! I said drop the gun NOW!
They've moved on to another town! We don't know that! If they've moved on, then we have no leads! This is fate, Brian! It's fate! For telling the kids their naked dads were gonna beat them up!
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S9 E13:
Let's go! Hey you guys! You guys are not gonna believe this! What? Dude, he talks! The orca whale talks! (What the fuck are you talking about?) I went up to Jambu's tank and I tapped three times like the trainer did.
We told them that a-and they told us to go f-fuck ourselves.
…its family! That's right! I said drop the gun NOW! Save the whales! Jesus, Oh God! Save the whales, motherfucker!
What the hell? How could you not have seen anything? It's a whale, for Christ's sake! It must have been taken while I was going to the bathroom.
Those bastards have done stuff like this before.
We're taking Willzy-x home to the moon Long live the zypods! What the hell does that mean? Harris, run a fingerprint on that note! Nelson! Find out what kind of crayon it was written with.
What's goin' on here? Aw crap.
Oh crap! There's more of them! Get him in the water! Goodbye, Willzyx! Swim, mighty whale! You're free! Okay, Manuel, hit it.
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