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South Park S9 E14, “Bloody Mary”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S9 E14:
The statue of the Virgin Mary has started to bleed.
Who saw the blood coming from the Virgin Mary's ass late last night.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S9 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
But rather, from her vagina.
- And the pope said quote
"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S9 E14:
Who saw the blood coming from the Virgin Mary's ass late last night.
Why do you believe the Virgin Mary is dripping blood? Well it may represent her sorrow over all the bad things going on in the world.
Alcohol & drugs 9 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S9 E14:
Two-dollar margaritas! It was great.
I got some beers to keep my buzz going.
The state has sent over somebody to talk to you all about the dangers of drunk driving.
No more blowing guys on Colfax Avenue for a pint of vodka for this cowboy! That's great.
Um, my name's Randy and I just, really like beer.
Look, I really just need to cut down on my drinking and never drive the car drunk again.
Get Daddy another beer, will ya? No! You don't need another beer! I know that! But this disease is just eating me up! I hate my illness! Dad, you just need to not drink so much.
I still have the disease! Bartender! I need a drink! Three shots of McAllen, two small bottles of vodka three bottles of beer and some Jell-O shooters!
All right! - Come on! Or maybe I'll have three beers.
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