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South Park S14 E3, “3. Medicinal Fried Chicken”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When a store selling medical marijuana opens on the site of Cartman's favorite fried-chicken joint, Randy is first in line to buy some weed. But he can't because he's completely healthy. Meanwhile, Cartman will stop at nothing to get the restaurant back.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S14 E3:
You get the chicken for me and I'll make sure you are hooked up for life.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E3:
There wont be a next time, you *** cocksucker! Hey, take it easy, colonel! I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to fuck with me.
Hey! Hey, who the fuck you think you're talking to? Oh crap.
I know,it sucks! Alright,kids.
You are in fine shape! Wul,that sucks.
Who's askin'? Cut the crap.
What the hell is going on? Doctor? This is the tenth case I've seen this week.
Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys? Billy!Your father and I want to talk to you! Bye bye,billy.
He sounds pissed.
Alcohol & drugs 7 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S14 E3:
It's a medicinal marijuana dispensary.
We only sell marijuana here.
There's a shop that opened in the old KFC And they said I need a doctor's referral to buy weed.
Randy?Jesus,Randy! - Your balls! - I know! Smoking pot right in front of a cop! Pretty sweet,huh? No,I mean your actual balls! Oh yeah.
Man,I am stoned off my ass! I'm stoned off my balls! Ha ha ha ha.
Anybody got more of that loompa loompa weed? Wow,those guys have nice balls.
Could you grab me a beer? Stan? Sharon!Hey,hey,Sharon! What? Mr.
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