Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S14 E4, “4. You Have 0 Friends”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Kyle turns to Stan for help with a Facebook crisis.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 2 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S14 E4:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Hello? That's just a guy's penis, too! Okay.
Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E4:
Dude, fuck facebook, seriously.
…I'm not getting sucked into that! You don't get sucked into it! You don't get sucked in at all! Please! Fuck!
Let the final battle begin! Fucking yahtzee again? Seriously? What did i tell you! That's a straight flush already! You don't have a chance in here, user! Your pathetic little -- Yahtzee.
No, i have 30 friend -- Hey, what the ll i Oh, no! Oh shit! Am i a joke to you? What? I just wanna know is that all i am? A big joke? Ummm, no? You do have a facebook page, Stan! Aw, god dammit.
I don't wanna see anymore! Kyle, that's the way the world works! If you wanna find some quality friends, You can wade through all the dicks first! Excuse me.
" Oh awesome! What the hell is that? Stan? You're an asshole, Kyle!
Son of a bitch.
I've got more friends than Kyle! How the hell do you have more friends than me? Cuz people think i'm cool, dude.
How many friends do you have, Kenny? How the hell do i only have 37 friends?
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.