Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S14 E9, “It's a Jersey Thing”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (12); Sexual insults (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Language, strip-club and porn references, sexual insults in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S14 E9, "It's a Jersey Thing", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with porn / strippers / sex work alongside it. Violence includes What are you doing? My dad said to distribute all these guns. Sexual content includes They're either screaming at each other or making disgusting sex sounds; The only panties you can buy make you look like a grandma. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Excuse my language, but that bitch needs her fucking head examined. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, You don't ever, ever, you rat dog, prostitution whore! You probably sell your muff for $6. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S14 E9:
They're either screaming at each other or making disgusting sex sounds.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S14 E9:
The only panties you can buy make you look like a grandma.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in South Park S14 E9:
You don't ever, ever, you rat dog, prostitution whore! You probably sell your muff for $6.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S14 E9:
What are you doing? My dad said to distribute all these guns.
All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E9:
Excuse my language, but that bitch needs her fucking head examined.
You fucking psycho bitch! You're nothing but cabbage.
You sick, old woman muff cabbage! Muff cabbage! Fuck this psycho bitch.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
What a stupid bitch.
What's her name? Linda? Have you noticed how yellow that bitch's teeth are? You can tell she's cabbage.
They talk way too loud, they flip out for no reason, and every time they act like selfish assholes, they go, "It's a Jersey thing.
I don't have to take your shit.
I drank heavily and punched a lot of bitches in the face.
Because his mom's a Jersey asshole doesn't mean he is.
You know what you do to make them move away? Every night, you take a crap on their doorstep.
Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning? Busted.
Sexual insults 2 moments
How Sexual insults shows up in South Park S14 E9:
You don't ever, ever, you rat dog, prostitution whore! You probably sell your muff for $6.
Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do? You trashy whores get out of here and leave her alone.
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