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Skip for under 14
South Park S14 E12, “Mysterion Rises”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The identity of Mysterion is revealed when the Coon, abandoned by his crime-fighting cohorts, seeks revenge in the Gulf.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S14 E12:
Um, dude, are you okay? Where are the pictures? Give every copy of the pictures to me now! P-please, sir, we don't know what you mean! You got pictures of me having sex with Courtney Love!
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S14 E12:
Yeah, so go back home and put your underwear back on the inside of your pants, poser.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S14 E12:
Put down the gun.
What if I put down the gun and then realize I shouldn't have? Look dude, we don't need to play super hero anymore.
Nobody is stopping Cthulhu now! All will be sadness! Life will become death and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck! Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth.
As people looked on and cheered for the Coon, he clawed and punched the villain's stupid, fat face.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E12:
Mint Berrrrry Kerr-runch! The boys stated that there used to also be a hero named the Coon actually in the group, but they let him go because he was being quote "a dick.
You guys go! I'll deal with this prick.
They reside in Colorado and they are assholes and they all deserve to be sent to a dark oblivion! You can do that, right? Send people into a dark oblivion cuz that's what those buttholes deserve! No, dude.
Hindsight's a bitch, isn't it?
I'm gonna keep being a dick.
Who's a needs a tummy rub? You're hogging it all, asshole.
Cuz I paid for it, you stupid bitch.
You paid for it with the money I made washin' dishes at the Olive Garden! I told you to shut up! Give it to me you prick!
…so much fun * * Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion * * You and the dark one Cthulhu * Suck it bitches!
" Mysterion, if Cartman's gone, why are we still calling ourselves Coon and friends? Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief.
Alright super heroes! Back to our secret base! Mintberry Crunch! What the hell? I knew it! Cartman tore our base up.
Sometimes I see heaven or hell, but eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S14 E12:
…our kids better and we don't beat each other up as much! And we gave our sons allowances and stopped getting high every night.
It's Captain Hindsight! I shoulda never mixed vodka and Jack Daniels.
They just use to offer free beer at their meetings, so we would go.
I know it sounds hard to believe, but we were actually really drunk the entire time.
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