Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S14 E13, “Coon Vs. Coon & Friends”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Cthulhu does Cartman's bidding, leaving Coon & Friends at his mercy; Kenny's curse presents a dilemma.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (12); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S14 E13:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
And that they are manipulative, uncaring, vagina faces! They are all planning to destroy the world.
How do I fight him? Oh joy, it's underwear boy again.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S14 E13:
What? Like last night in the alley! The cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place.
Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed? To be shot, decapitated, torn apart, burned, run over Kenny, Kenny calm down.
You just wanted to frame and blackmail people, then you beat up Clyde and Bradley for no reason! No, you're right.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E13:
It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts! And it won't go away and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and fucking remember! Oh my God! Holy shit dude! Dude! Is he Oh Jesus! Kenny.
But you guys, what should I do? You should fuck off.
Dude, where the fuck are we? I don't know but, I feel like I've been here before.
Kenny! That fucking hurts! Oh my God! Kenny.
Oh you motherfucker.
And you screamed, oh my God, and you called him a bastard! When was that? All the time! I die all the time! And you assholes never remember! I think we would remember you dying, dude.
The coon teamed up with Cthulhu, because even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Kyle and Stan and those guys are.
…heroically watched judge Judy, knowing that his super hero friends were probably just fine without him! Oh shit!
Oh, get that fire-twirling hippie bitch! This freaking sucks! We worshiped and prayed to Cthulhu, went to all the cult meetings, but life is still totally freakin' gay.
How, dude? Kenny, where the hell are you going? I'm going to try to get you all out of here.
Don't worry, Mysterion! Mintberry Crunch is here to help you with these black cultists! Get out of my room, twerp! Mintberry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister! Grab her legs Mysterion! Mysterion? Oh crap!
No more organic crap for America.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S14 E13:
You might not wanna go Hey, can I see the double rainbow fellas? Fellas? Isn't it beautiful, you guys? There's no double rainbow, fat ass.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.