Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S15 E1, “1. HUMANCENTiPAD”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. The 15th season begins with the launch of a revolutionary tablet computer, though Cartman is feeling left out of the technology craze.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S15 E1:
Oh, I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms?
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S15 E1:
Hey you can't do that! You agreed we could take all the blood we needed.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S15 E1:
Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me!
Oh, I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, mom!
Mama-- please, can we just go back and get the Toshiba Handibook? No! Welll, then could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Cuz I liked to be wined and dined after I've been fucked!
Eric, you say that-- you're mom fucks you? Yes, she fucked me so hard does this happen often, does she-- does she fucked you a lot? Dude, Filipino hookers don't get fucked the way I do.
But, where was the last time your mother fucked you? At Best Buy.
Mom, do not screw me over again! If I take that thing to school everyone is gonna think I'm a poverty stricken asshole! Eric, stop acting like a spoiled brat.
People couldn't believe how easy it was to take their videos, music and photos and all their other shit and share it with other people who took their shit.
Oh, no cuddle fish is about to to come out of my asshole.
And so, Eric, here is your very own-- Humancentipad! Woah! Cool! Oh wow, no way! It does email and web browsing and it shit in Kyle's mouth?!
…and conditions for the last update say? I don't know, I didn't read them! You didn't read them?! Who the hell reads that entire thing every time it pops up?!
What the hell are they doing now? The Genius are just performing the toran ra, it's future stuff.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S15 E1:
Seriously you guys! Tom Saltzman's dad is a drunk driver he's the one who ran over Joey Potts' dog because Joey Potts' doesn't know how to take care of his animals which is why he gets beat by is mom.
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