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Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S14 E14, “Crème Fraiche”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S14 E14:
Alright, now for my baked ziti we are gonna start off by getting some extra virgin olive oil into the pan.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E14:
Yeah, fucking money.
Oh fuck yeah.
You gonna deglaze that fucking pan? Oh I'm going to deglaze it.
And I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan.
See what he's doing, Stan? He brined that for an hour in the fridge so now he can sear the shit out of it.
Well, hearing you bitch about your dad all the time is super interesting, Stan.
Dad, what are you doing? You're just in time! Sit down, sit down! I've made you all breakfast again! Oh crap.
Now here's the really cool part! What we're gonna do is this channel has been blocked by parental controls channel blocked? What the what the hell?
You guys have no idea how much it sucks.
Mom, dad's food sucks and the kids at school are starting to get pissed at me.
All we have to do is convince your dad that his cooking sucks, right? He's not going to listen to us.
…Batali! Paula Dean! And Giada de Laurentis! With her perky tats and gigantic head! Can I just get some God damn tater tots?!
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S14 E14:
I'd take some, red wine, about a quarter cup, then get a wooden spoon.
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