Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S16 E1, “1. Reverse Cowgirl”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Tragedy strikes when one of the boys repeatedly ignores reminders about leaving the toilet seat up in the Season 16 premiere.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 3 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (5); Swearing (10). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S16 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
If I had sat down, I would have gotten toilet water all over my vagina.
And the blood is on his penis.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S16 E1:
And the blood is on his penis.
Yeah, but the bloods on Clyde's weiner, not mine.
Everywhere he goes people are telling him he has blood on his weiner.
Shocking outrage ensued after an unknown terrorist managed to get through TSA security with a gun and a baby.
What good is the TSA if they're not protecting us? Why have we given up freedom if terrorists can take a hostage in a bathroom with a baby and a gun on the toilet? And the toilet seat was up.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S16 E1:
Clyde, Clyde! What have I told you about pissing on the seat? and Clyde's all like Okay mom, fuck! Not in front of my friends! Cartman, it was actually really lame.
…right now! Do you mind if I toch your balls, sir? What? Yes I'd mind! Do you mind if I touch your fucking balls?
Wait, what? What the fuck is a suance? Tom, I'm standing outside the South Park courthouse where experts have succesfully summoned the ghost of toilet inventor sir John Harrington.
His mom His mom goes Clyde, you're an asshole and now I have toilet water in my vagigi.
You say something? No, I was talking to my asshole.
The head of TSA chief of operations had this to say; Shit! Meanwhile, outraged civilians claiming they're finally fed up with the overblown goverment bureaucracy.
Dude, that sucks, Clyde.
I know, right! Women are just jealous 'cause they have to face outwards to pee and crap.
Damn it! He, he, officer.
You can't even take a crap at IHOP without a fourty-minute line! Shoes off, belts off! Sharp objects go in the plastic tray! This is inhumane.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.