Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S16 E2, “2. Cash for Gold”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Cartman targets a specific—and vulnerable—clientele when he starts his own shopping channel for gems, while Stan researches the value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his grandfather.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 4 themes: Violence & injury (1); Suicide & self-harm (2); Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S16 E2:
I have a gun right here.
Suicide & self-harm 2 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in South Park S16 E2:
Ever since that little kid called up everyone wants to call and tell me to kill myself.
Every time you call and tell me to kill myself it's costing us $2.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S16 E2:
How about some walking cash? I can probably offer you What the fuck.
Do you like fucking little boys? I'm sorry.
Just wondering if you fuck kids all the time? That's what you did with this deal.
You fucked me good, Mrs.
I am not fucking you and you know it.
No they're getting fucked from an Asian lady.
Kenny, will you tell Carlton to shut up? Shut up, you're an asshole.
Oh, I'm an asshole for doing that? Oh my God, can you believe this? Someone is about to get this copper ring for $4000.
I have to get the taste of old lady dick out of my mouth.
I wand God damn retribution for my God damn grandpa.
Alright, God damn it another comedian.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S16 E2:
You are going to that senior's cocktail party.
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