Content guide
Skip for under 14
South Park S25 E5, “Help, My Teenager Hates Me”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (6); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, violence, drinking in adult animation.
Parents need to know that South Park S25 E5, "Help, My Teenager Hates Me", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (moderate, in dialogue), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence includes and the guns are, like, totally real. Sexual content is mild but includes I wasn't talking anything about sexual orientation. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Oh, my God, you gotta be shitting me. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Bruh Dood that's weed. I smell weed. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S25 E5:
- I wasn't talking anything about sexual orientation.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S25 E5:
and the guns are, like, totally real
- You see you load these soft BBs into the guns and they just kinda sting.
and show me how to clean my gun!
- Hey, Kyle Uh, how did the Airsoft go? I took a BB right to the face with a sniper rifle.
I use my sniper rifle!
- What if the police thought that gun was real? No, it's safe. See? As long as your gun has a red tip and you're white, police won't shoot you.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S25 E5:
- Oh, my God, you gotta be shitting me.
It's burning the shit out of my hand!
bitching and just play Airsoft.
- No shit in the world takes that long.
Ow! I said hit, you bitch!
Ow, my dick! My dick! Aah!
- For just a few, brief hours I forgot how much everything sucks.
- Can we promise each other we'll do Airsoft, like, all the time? Hell yeah, dude.
What the hell are these things?
- Shut up Well at least I'm not the only one dealing with this crap.
Damn right! Team Floppy
I'm so sick of this crap
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S25 E5:
- Bruh Dood that's weed. I smell weed.
Dood, it's a whole lit jar of weed!
against some drunk rednecks?
Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.