Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Ted Lasso S1 E9, “All Apologies”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. After a series of mistakes on the pitch, pressure mounts to bench Roy. Rebecca finally reveals the truth to Ted.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (1); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Language, homophobic jokes, drinking in live-action comedy-drama.
Parents need to know that Ted Lasso S1 E9, "All Apologies", is a live-action comedy-drama episode. The series is known for workplace football sitcom — swearing, adult themes and mental-health storylines vary by episode. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with homophobic jokes alongside it. Sexual content is mild but includes God. I think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy. Language includes strong swearing — for example, What a fucking asshole. This episode includes homophobic jokes — for example, It's called a Van Dyke after the 17th century Flemish painter. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — What else have I got to offer you here? We got red wine. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Ted Lasso S1 E9:
- God. I think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in Ted Lasso S1 E9:
- What a fucking asshole.
- Can you just tell me I fucked up and then go? Not gonna do that, bud.
- Just fucking tell him.
- Fuck! - Keep up, Roy! - You got this, Roy.
- Fuck! That's it. Swear it out, Roy. Swear it out.
- I lost us the game. I'm a piece of shit.
floppy cock, Rebecca.
- Year Eight, I took a shit in Joanna Wellington's locker.
- Hell, I'm coaching soccer for heaven's sake. In London.
- 'Cause that ain't how we measure success, right? Damn it, it is! Hey. Who put a firecracker up your butt and lit it? You did! And I'm sick of it.
Hell to the yeah.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Ted Lasso S1 E9:
- What else have I got to offer you here? We got red wine.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Ted Lasso S1 E9:
- It's called a Van Dyke after the 17th century Flemish painter.
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