Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Ted Lasso S2 E9, “Beard After Hours”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. After the semifinal, Beard sets out on an all-night odyssey through London in an effort to collect his thoughts.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 5 themes: Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (10); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Language, suicide references, affairs and cheating in live-action comedy-drama.
Parents need to know that Ted Lasso S2 E9, "Beard After Hours", is a live-action comedy-drama episode. The series is known for workplace football sitcom — swearing, adult themes and mental-health storylines vary by episode. Driven by swearing (explicit, implied), with suicide & self-harm alongside it. Suicide or self-harm is raised — for example, Beard's self-esteem is so low, he will need a pep talk to kill himself, and I would like…. Violence includes really wanted to get beat up tonight. Sexual content is mild but includes And it's made me realize how precious she is to me, and the thought that she was…. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Nothing like waking up every morning to the sound of the Dobson Organ at 8:15, am I…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — All right. Enjoy your beer. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E9:
- And it's made me realize how precious she is to me, and the thought that she was cheating on me was just too much.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E9:
really wanted to get beat up tonight.
- Yeah! Huh, mate? - Punch him again.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E9:
- Beard's self-esteem is so low, he will need a pep talk to kill himself, and I would like to give that pep talk.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E9:
- Nothing like waking up every morning to the sound of the Dobson Organ at 8:15, am I right? You Merton motherfucker.
- Goddamn fucking shit! Is there a problem here? Yeah. This nail on your faux Persian flea market coffee table just tore my pants.
- Who the fuck are you? I'm Beard.
- What the fuck? Oi, shithead! I'm gonna punch your fucking teeth out your face and feed 'em to your arsehole like they're candy.
- Open the fucking door.
- Knock that shit off.
- Prick! You're nothing! Gotcha! Stay down! Oh, shit.
- Sorry about the shit game today.
- What the hell was your thinking behind those tactics? - Mae.
- Yes, you were, you bastard.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E9:
- All right. Enjoy your beer.
- Now who wants an overpriced beer? Who wants an overpriced beer that I'm paying for? Find us a spot.
- What can I get you, sir? - Four beers, please.
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