Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Ted Lasso S2 E11, “Midnight Train to Royston”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. A billionaire football enthusiast from Ghana makes Sam an unbelievable offer. Ted plans something special for Dr. Sharon's last day with the team.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (2); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Language, violence, racist language in live-action comedy-drama.
Parents need to know that Ted Lasso S2 E11, "Midnight Train to Royston", is a live-action comedy-drama episode. The series is known for workplace football sitcom — swearing, adult themes and mental-health storylines vary by episode. Driven by swearing (explicit, implied), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence includes All right, yeah. Let's go⦠murder some birds with a rock. Sexual content is mild but includes Therefore, I would offer you a generous transfer fee of so much money that people would…; She draws ti Unnervingly accurate charcoal sketches of breasts, yes. Language includes strong swearing — for example, What can I do for you? Well, I just wondered if you'd mind helping me pick out a fancy…. This episode includes racism & slurs — for example, That was kind of racist, wasn't it? Oh, you know, Timon and Pumbaa are cartoons. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Glass of champagne? I'm all right, thanks. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- Therefore, I would offer you a generous transfer fee of so much money that people would think I'm crazy, and you've taken advantage of me, in a financial, non-sexual way, of course.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- She draws ti Unnervingly accurate charcoal sketches of breasts, yes.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- I had a torrid affair with Sam.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- All right, yeah. Let's go⦠murder some birds with a rock.
- Bloody hell.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- What can I do for you? Well, I just wondered if you'd mind helping me pick out a fancy suit? Abso-fucking-lutely.
- Fuck me! - Yeah? - Yeah.
- Then why are their pictures shit, and yours are⦠not shit? Well, I take the pictures before they can fuck them up.
- My first coach used to chase me round the pitch on a motorbike like we were in fucking Mad Max.
- Sharon Mildred Fieldstone? Sexy motherfucker.
- Shit. That must've been awkward.
- Son of a bitch stole my move.
- Here's one with no shit in it.
- Oh, hell no. No, no. Hey, hey.
- This place is for rich twats who piss away all their money on an outfit they only wear once.
- Piss off, you three.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- Glass of champagne? I'm all right, thanks.
- A whiskey, thank you. Please.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in Ted Lasso S2 E11:
- That was kind of racist, wasn't it? Oh, you know, Timon and Pumbaa are cartoons.
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