The Strings That Bind Us
🎞️ S3 E7 🚫 Too much

Ted Lasso

Is Ted Lasso S3 E7 OK for kids?

The Strings That Bind Us

The Greyhounds try a new strategy that has everyone thinking outside the box. Sam prepares to host a VIP guest at Ola's.

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Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Heavy — skip for under 16

Ted Lasso S3 E7, “The Strings That Bind Us”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. The Greyhounds try a new strategy that has everyone thinking outside the box. Sam prepares to host a VIP guest at Ola's.

Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (1); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 16+

Language, nudity, violence in live-action comedy-drama.

Parents need to know that Ted Lasso S3 E7, "The Strings That Bind Us", is a live-action comedy-drama episode. The series is known for workplace football sitcom — swearing, adult themes and mental-health storylines vary by episode. Driven by swearing (explicit, implied), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Violence includes And I'm get-away-with-murder rich, so. Sexual content is explicit — for example, have sex with the guy,; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language includes strong swearing — for example, [SIMI] Oh. Fuck you!. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Because he's a male whore. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — wine from my personal cellar. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 2 moments

How Sex & hookups shows up in Ted Lasso S3 E7:

  • Caution
    have sex with the guy,
  • Mild
    It transcended sex. It was

Nudity & bodies 3 moments

How Nudity & bodies shows up in Ted Lasso S3 E7:

  • Too much
    Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  • Too much
    to have seen his penis.
  • Too much
    It's okay. His penis is okay.

Violence & injury 3 moments

How Violence & injury shows up in Ted Lasso S3 E7:

  • Too much
    And I'm get-away-with-murder rich, so
  • Caution
    I drove home in a bloody
  • Caution
    That was bloody gorgeous!

Swearing 12 moments

How Swearing shows up in Ted Lasso S3 E7:

  • Too much
    [SIMI] Oh. Fuck you!
  • Too much
    So Fuck. And I just [STAMMERS]
  • Too much
    down 'cause we're fucking doing this.
  • Too much
    to the fucking pitch.
  • Caution
    Hmm. If this bitch lets him in.
  • Caution
    Shit, you're right, yeah.
  • Caution
    [GASPS] Shit, I think I might be.
  • Caution
    [SIMI] Bitch.
  • Caution
    tied around our dicks?
  • Mild
    Barot sucks for sure,
  • Mild
    kick the hell out of it.
  • Mild
    Hell has frozen over?

Alcohol & drugs 1 moment

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Ted Lasso S3 E7:

  • Mild
    wine from my personal cellar.

Sexual insults 1 moment

How Sexual insults shows up in Ted Lasso S3 E7:

  • Caution
    Because he's a male whore.

What to watch in Ted Lasso · Season 3 guide

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