Content guide
Skip for under 13
Modern Family S7 E7, “Phil's Sexy, Sexy House”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Everyone is at Jay & Gloria's for post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch and after a conversation about the sexy and sleek house that Phil is helping Mitch and Cam's friend sell, everyone gets the same bright idea to sneak in there and have a little "fun." Unbeknownst to one another they all choose the same day to go, and then it quickly escalates into a game of hide and hopefully don't get found. Meanwhile, back at Jay and Gloria's, Gloria has successfully stolen copies of everyone's drivers licenses during the brunch so Jay and her can buy them all a surprise family trip to Miami, but in actuality Jay has a surprise in store for Gloria, only to then get trumped by her surprise.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Violence & injury (2); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Strip-club and porn references, violence, drinking in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Modern Family S7 E7, "Phil's Sexy, Sexy House", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for family-first; adult plots are talked around rather than shown. Driven by porn / strippers / sex work (explicit, in dialogue), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence is mild but includes And that master bathtub alone has been in four rap videos plus a murder re-creation on a…. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Pretty sexy, huh? - Ridonk; Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — All right, now, I'm gonna go make some cocktails, - and then when that sun goes down…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Modern Family S7 E7:
Pretty sexy, huh? - Ridonk.
Even the security code's sexy.
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Modern Family S7 E7:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Welder by day stripper by choice.
…a Batman cape to the first day of high school! You're really judging me right now when you look like a hooker at Comic-Con?
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Modern Family S7 E7:
And that master bathtub alone has been in four rap videos plus a murder re-creation on a "Dateline" special called "Rub-a-dub Dead.
Your father -- - Everybody freeze! Tae Kwon Joe! Eyes on those blood bats!
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Modern Family S7 E7:
All right, now, I'm gonna go make some cocktails, - and then when that sun goes down â- Mm-hmm.
â- I'll go get the cocktails.
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