Content guide
Mild — okay from about 9+
The Simpsons S13 E9, “Jaws Wired Shut”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 9+.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Violence & injury (1); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 9+Sex talk, drinking, violence in animation.
Parents need to know that The Simpsons S13 E9, "Jaws Wired Shut", is a animation episode. Scores low: the strongest thing we found is sex & hookups (explicit, in dialogue). Violence is mild but includes Homer Simpson says, "Okay, you pick one out and I'll punch it to death". Sexual content is mild but includes Moe Szyslak says, "To where? How 'bout "Orgasmville"? Hello? Hello?". Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Moe Szyslak says, "Oh, oh, what are you doing? You're gettin' some kind of booze all over". Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Simpsons S13 E9:
- Moe Szyslak
To where? How 'bout "Orgasmville"? Hello? Hello?
- Homer Simpson
(ALMOST PERFECT ENUNCIATION) I'm horny!
- Marge Simpson
Oh honey, think pink. (POINTS) Look, a salute to safe sex!
- Dr. Julius Hibbert
Oh, don't worry. On a man his size, that just provides sexual release.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in The Simpsons S13 E9:
- Homer Simpson
Okay, you pick one out and I'll punch it to death.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Simpsons S13 E9:
- Moe Szyslak
Oh, oh, what are you doing? You're gettin' some kind of booze all over.
- Duffman
Time's up. The answer is (TURNS CARD OVER, READING:) beer! Ooh, Duff luck.
- Bart Simpson
Wait, I know. Beer here!
Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.