Content guide
Skip for under 13
The Office S7 E12, “Ultimatum”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (1); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Strip-club and porn references, violence, language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that The Office S7 E12, "Ultimatum", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for workplace cringe, sexual-harassment jokes, occasional crude bits. Driven by porn / strippers / sex work (explicit, in dialogue), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence is mild but includes Michael says, "Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a…". Sexual content is explicit — for example, Darryl says, "You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties…"; Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. Some mild language appears — for example, Kevin says, "Hey! [sticking up middle finger] Right back atcha, bitch!". Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Erin says, "Okay, champagne". Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Darryl
You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa...'
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
- Darryl
No, that's uh. Porn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... porn.
- Darryl
[Dwight heads toward a strip club] Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
- Darryl
I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Michael
Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January first, BAM! Blood everywhere.
- Dwight
One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler.
Swearing 1 moment
How Swearing shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Kevin
Hey! [sticking up middle finger] Right back atcha, bitch!
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Erin
Okay, champagne.
- Michael
Oh my God! [sprays champagne on Erin]
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