Content guide
Skip for under 13
The Office S9 E14, “Vandalism”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (4); Swearing (4); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Nudity, racist language, language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that The Office S9 E14, "Vandalism", is a live-action sitcom episode. The series is known for workplace cringe, sexual-harassment jokes, occasional crude bits. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with racism & slurs alongside it. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Darryl says, "Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates"; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, Oscar says, "The son of a bitch is Malaysian". This episode includes racism & slurs — for example, Oscar says, "And if you ask me, it's time we bid bigotry hasta luego". Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S9 E14:
- Darryl
Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S9 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Dwight
Ugh! Don't sympathize. You're ruining the mood. Back to work. Draw his penis.
- Dwight
Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps.
- Pam
Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in The Office S9 E14:
- Oscar
The son of a bitch is Malaysian.
- Dwight
Good. I'm glad you feel better. This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.
- Jim
Oh, crap. Were those yours?
- Darryl
[playing video game with Jim] Oh. Come on! Jim: Oh. Oh! Darryl: Damn! Jim: [imitating game announcer] You win. [Darryl throws empty can on floor] How good did that feel? Darryl: That felt really good, actually.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in The Office S9 E14:
- Oscar
And if you ask me, it's time we bid bigotry hasta luego.
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